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Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.

~ Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro Books Humor Love Tattoos

How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.

~ Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro Cooking Food Humor Snark

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.

~ Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro Ambition Funny Humor Life Mornings Sleep

Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved dynamite, mustache wax, some rope, and train tracks . . . which I rejected due to financial investment.

~ Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro Comedy Funny Villainy

I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.

~ Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro Dark Humor Death Dogs Humor
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