Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.I grinned. Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman.
~ Susan Dennard
I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.
~ Janet Evanovich
People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.
~ Debra Crown Lpc-S Lcdc
...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside.
~ Agatha Christie
Are you telling me Kara Orris is afraid of rain?” Hunter’s grin twisted into a smirk as his eyes lit up, relishing his new discovery with absolute delight. “Why, that’s adorable!
~ Katherine Mcintyre
John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism.Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health.
~ Paul Cornell
I always wonder why condescending snarkiness is the chosen method of communication for so many forum users. It seems to me like these things would be much better expressed in non-confrontational, polite manner.
~ Gavin Dunne
The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?
~ Michael Chabon
Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
~ Josh Bazell
Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.
~ Rob Thomas
Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
~ Jincy Willett