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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

~ Oliver Goldsmith

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Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.I grinned. I've noticed.Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. It's an equestrian term.Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

~ Cate Tiernan

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I’d heard you were dead.”I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

~ Patrick Rothfuss

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This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

~ Criss Jami

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The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

~ Josh Lanyon

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Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

~ Criss Jami

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If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

~ Amit Kalantri

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When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

~ Francis Bacon

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There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.

~ Criss Jami

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Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

~ Jessica Zafra

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A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

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I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works.

~ Criss Jami

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Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

~ Amit Kalantri

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To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.

~ Amit Kalantri

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If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

~ Amit Kalantri

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A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.

~ Amit Kalantri

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An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.

~ Amit Kalantri

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LIFE - Death's Very Emissary

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking...

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Karma is a balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Karma is the balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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We create karma by all kinds of selfish actions.The first thing we must understand is that we are psychologically asleep.It is very difficult for us to be conscious of ourselves. We are not very aware. We must come to recognize that we do not pay attention.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Self-observation is simply the observation of an internal state and an external event. It is pure awareness, which gives one the ability to choose one's actions. Only by having the choice can one perform what is right.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Love wins when reflections win over reflexes.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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Every person has his secret; in reverie, unbeknown to others, he finds peace, freedom, sorrow and love.

~ Abhysheq Shukla

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It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.

~ Jane Austen

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Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.

~ Mervyn Peake

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I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.

~ Holly Hood

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If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

~ Amit Kalantri

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