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If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

~ Amit Kalantri

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When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Dear Marie Tussaud,Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them

~ Haritha Velpureddy

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The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.

~ Laurie Nadel

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Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

~ Candace C. Bowen

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Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

~ Amit Kalantri

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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

~ Terry Pratchett

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You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.

~ Miguel Queah

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It is the belief that we instill in them that makes them work round the clock to ensure it comes true.

~ Adhish Mazumder

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A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....

~ Ramana Pemmaraju

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Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I watched you undress. Shame on you!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

~ Amit Kalantri

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The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

~ Nikhil Sharda

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I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

~ Amit Kalantri

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No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

~ Amit Kalantri

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To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, surprise is the optimistic solution.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

~ Amit Kalantri

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If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its money.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I chase goals, not girls.

~ Amit Kalantri

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When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

~ Amit Kalantri

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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

~ Terry Pratchett

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By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.

~ Amit Kalantri

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You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

~ Amit Kalantri

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