Sarcastic Quotes Quotes

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

~ Jess C. Scott

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

~ Candace C. Bowen

If you don't understand it, it's art.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.

~ Heidi Schulz

Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.

~ Adhish Mazumder

I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.

~ Adhish Mazumder

(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre and how she shook her head at the poor tourists crowding around to see a jaundiced, eyebrow-less lady that reminded her of tight-lipped Washington on the dollar bill. Surely, they could have chosen a better portrait of the First President for their currency?

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.

~ Adhish Mazumder

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.

~ Prashant Yadav

Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice.

~ Adhish Mazumder

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.

~ Vann Chow

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.

~ Ryan Lilly

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.

~ Adhish Mazumder

It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.

~ Heidi Schulz

The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.

~ Prashant Yadav