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Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

~ Carl R White

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I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke about anything but I never laugh at nobody. Good humor is about laughing with not about laughing at.

~ Genereux Philip

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

~ Candace C. Bowen

Everyone thinks to the extent of their own depravity,” #HenriettaLedyanova , #FatefulItalianPassion .

~ Olga Goa

Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.

~ Adhish Mazumder

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

~ Ryan Lilly

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Get high on love, not drugs.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Love is my favorite drug, I overdose on it regularly.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Love turns men into boys, heartache turns boys into men.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Women never stalk men, they just research them intensely.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?

~ Alex Morritt

All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.

~ Carl R White

Humor is a tool to ease the harsh realities of life.

~ Ken Poirot

Live life to the fullest or foolest.

~ Mac Canoza

Humor is complete intelligence.

~ Dick Cavette

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.

~ Ryan Lilly

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

I hang around kids so people will assume when I act like one it's because I'm babysitting.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.

~ Patty Houser

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

~ Tanya Masse

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

~ Ryan Lilly

A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!

~ Tanya Masse

Look deep into your own eyes so you may see your greatness and recognize the gifts that you were uniquely placed on this planet to learn from, to share, and to teach.

~ Monika Zands

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