Love is my favorite drug, I overdose on it regularly.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
