The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!
~ James Hauenstein
Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.
~ Abhijit Naskar
The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
A spouse is someone you can live with, a soulmate is someone you can't live without.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Marriage is a full time job, a good one comes with full benefits.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
There are no speed limits on the road to love, that is why some arrive instantly.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Listening to your wife is intelligence, hearing every word she doesn't say is wisdom.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Finding a wife is easy, keeping her happy takes work.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo