Classy Quote logo
  • Home
  • Categories
  • Authors
  • Topics
  • Who said

Romantic Comedy Quotes

Romantic Comedy quote from classy quote

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

~ Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling Funny Life Romantic Comedy Science Fiction

Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Absurd Absurdity Authors Best Plot Ever Betrayal Books Comedy Craft Crazy Dreamers Funnier Than Hell Funny Humor Insanity Novels Romance Authors Romantic Comedy Screenplays Stupid Women Television Unbelievable Weirdness Writing

(Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we have no good answer to that question.)

~ Stanley Cavell

Stanley Cavell Change Happiness Hope Humor Marriage Remarriage Romantic Comedy

If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

~ Jill Shalvis

Jill Shalvis Funny Humour Romance Romantic Comedy

Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-“No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.

~ Jill Shalvis

Jill Shalvis Romance Romantic Comedy

Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch,” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?

~ Jill Shalvis

Jill Shalvis Funny Romance Romantic Comedy

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

~ Sarah Mayberry

Sarah Mayberry Funny Humour Romance Romantic Comedy

He couldn’t just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build up to it. Explain himself. “I love you.” Of course, straight to the point was also an effective strategy.

~ Sarah Mayberry

Sarah Mayberry Funny Humour Love Romance Romantic Comedy

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

~ Jill Shalvis

Jill Shalvis Funny Romance Romantic Comedy

Often you don’t know whether you’re the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining order arrives.

~ Tim Kreider

Tim Kreider Humor Romance Romantic Comedy Stalking

Every girl should have at least one wild fling on her resumé.

~ Donna Cummings

Donna Cummings Novella Romance Romantic Comedy

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.”This was met with silence.“Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?”“Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

~ Jill Shalvis

Jill Shalvis Funny Humour Romance Romantic Comedy

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone,” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.

~ Sarah Mayberry

Sarah Mayberry Funny Humour Romance Romantic Comedy

Excuse me, your attention please.” He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him. For a split second his impulse control kicked in, but by then his mouth was fully engaged. “For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.

~ Sarah Mayberry

Sarah Mayberry Funny Humour Romance Romantic Comedy

There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening.

~ Jill Shalvis

Jill Shalvis Funny Humour Romance Romantic Comedy

Mungkin kau harus berhenti memedulikan apa kata orang tentang dirimu.

~ Francisca Todi

Francisca Todi Cinta Inspirational Relationship Romance Romance Novels Romantic Romantic Comedy

Wanita cerdas bisa menghadapi cecunguk mana pun dengan anggun.

~ Francisca Todi

Francisca Todi Cinta Relationship Romance Romance Novels Romantic Comedy

Wait a minute,” Sandra said, sounding skeptical. “You were really stuck?”Things were starting to get worse.Her mouth dropped open and she began to laugh—the kind of laugh that would have been music to his ears if she were laughing with him and not at him.Things were definitely worse.

~ Jennifer Shirk

Jennifer Shirk Romance Romantic Comedy

What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?

~ Donna Cummings

Donna Cummings Novella Romance Romantic Comedy

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.

~ Sharon Sant

Sharon Sant Growing Up Pains Humour Love Romance Romantic Comedy Young Adult

Sunny laughed. It's okay. You're right, Emma. My name is unusual, but I like to think of it as... special also.Special?Sam cocked his head as he studied Sunny. Almost all of her hair had escaped out of her ponytail now. She wore a baggy pink sweatshirt and had on the kind of drawstring plaid pants that would've set Bozo the Clown's heart pitter-pattering with envy. Her yellow tennis shoes were covered with dog hair.Yeah, special was one word for her.

~ Jennifer Shirk

Jennifer Shirk Romance Romantic Comedy

Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda.

~ Francisca Todi

Francisca Todi Cinta Relationship Romance Romance Novels Romantic Romantic Comedy

Lui sta armeggiando in macchina cercando di liberare la piccola dalle cinture del seggiolino. La bimba sembra essersi svegliata, ma lui è bravo, le parla dolcemente e lei non piange e si lascia andare persino a un risolino.«Forse ci vorrebbe del latte» faccio io raggiungendoli, come se di bambini capissi tutto.«Yeah» risponde lui.Yeah?Poi annuisce e mi chiede cortesemente di prendere la borsa rosa che è in macchina. Obbedisco e trotterello dietro di lui in casa.Red, dall’alto del suo palco reale, segue la scena un po’ seccato e commenta con un miao altezzoso. Forse invidioso.Fuck you, Red.

~ Viviana Giorgi

Viviana Giorgi Romance Romantic Comedy

He's reading a book called Great Warlocks of the 18th Century, and to get this ball rolling before Dean Devlin shows up and rains on our private parade, I snort and ask, Good book?I forget I'm pretending to be sitting behind my two-thousand-ninety-eight-page Highlights of Modern Chemistry book, so he snorts back. Better than yours.

~ Rusty Fischer

Rusty Fischer Demons Ghouls Heavy Metal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Young Adult Novels

Trina stared into her open kitchen cabinets. She was two and a half days into her pre-date-night ritual fast, and she was about to crack. Technically, she wasn’t going out on a date Saturday night, but Juliet was determined to have a man in her bed by the end of the evening. To be honest, Trina wasn’t really looking forward to tomorrow night’s manhunt. Sure, she was desperate for some hot monkey sex, but the thought of a one-night-stand was quickly losing its appeal. She wanted more than just plain, old sex. She wanted romance -- preferably with someone for whom she didn’t have to fast for three days to attract.

~ Lucie Simone

Lucie Simone Chick Lit Hollywood Romance Romantic Comedy

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

~ Bernard Branson

Bernard Branson Adult African American Romance Angels Baby Bible Bible Study Business Childrens Christian Living Christian Romance College Creativity Dark Fantasy Dating Economics Education Educational Entrepreneurship Ethics Explicit Faith Family Family Relationships Fantasy Romance Friendship Fun Funny Humorous Romance Jesus Leadership Love Story Management Marriage Meditation Motivational Nonfiction Paranormal Romance Parenting Personal Transformation Relationships Religion Romantic Comedy Romantic Suspense Self Esteem Self Help Sex Sexuality Sexy Spiritual Growth Spirituality Students Success Supernatural Teen Women Young Adult Young Adult Fantasy

Tear filled eyes glisten in the firelight. She’s so fucking beautiful that it hurts to look at her, but it’s an ache I hope to feel for as long as I live, because the pain of losing her again...that I don’t think I’d survive.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Inspiration Love Love Story Romance Romantic Comedy

You don't have to live in a mansion to be happy. All you need is to create the right space; something that says this is who you are, and you can always change who you are, just as you change your environment.

~ Anthea Syrokou

Anthea Syrokou Finding Yourself Romance Insightful Quote Inspiration Romance Novels Romantic Comedy Sweet Love True Beauty Womens Fiction

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

~ James Hauenstein

James Hauenstein Attraction Attraction Quotes Companion Companions Companionship Companionship Quotes Company Connection Connection To Others Connection With People Connections Connections And Attitude Connections With People Drawn Together Heart S Desire Kindred Kindred Soul Kindred Spirit Kindred Spirits Life Partner Life Without Her Life Without Him Love Love At First Sight Love Quote Love Quotes Lover Lovers Marriage Marriage Life Married Married Life One Another Partner People People In Love People Quotes People Relations Relationship Relationship Quotes Relationships Relationships Love Romance Romance Funny Romance Humor Romance Love Romance Quotes Romantic Romantic Comedy Romantic Love Romantic Partner Romantic Quotes Secure And Protected Secure Attachment Soul Soul Mate Soul Mates Soulmates Spousal Love Spouse Spouse Quotes Spouses Temperament Togetherness

He’s so fucking unconventionally perfect. I don’t know whether I want to kick him in the balls or lick his face.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Funny Love Romance Romantic Comedy

I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana...

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Comedy Funny Romance Romantic Comedy

She’s not ready and maybe she never will be, but I won’t stop trying. I’ll be patient if it kills me. I can just see it now. Cooper Hebert died of blue balls and a broken heart.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Funny Love Romance Romantic Comedy

You’re stupid. First of all, I need for you to know that.” “Uhhh, thanks?” “That is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard. What could possibly be more romantic than the man of your dreams swooping in like a white knight? This is your fucking fairytale, bitch, and you’re about to let it slip away...” Gina growls in frustration. Add a note

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Friends Funny Romantic Comedy

I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips around my cock.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Funny Funny Quotes Love Story Romantic Comedy

The fish is that perfect, amazing guy it can never work out with—you know, a bird and a fish may fall in love—but where would they live? . . . So the fish is your total dream guy, he’s smart, he’s handsome, he gets all your jokes, he loves to talk, he gives you a nine-hour orgasm and then makes you homemade chocolate chip pancakes and serves you breakfast in bed—but he lives all the way across the country and neither of you can move, or he’s married, or next in line for the throne, or he has a terminal disease or something . . . the fish.

~ Lisa Daily

Lisa Daily Dating Funny Love Pancakes Romance Romance Novels Romantic Comedy Single Minded

Those ties...those ties are forever, and I never wanted to be connected to any other person so permanently. Forever was always meant for you and me, Spence.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Love Love Quotes Romantic Comedy Swoon

I want the strings. I want the ball and fucking chain. I want to be so tied to you that you can’t ever slip away from me again.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Love Love Quotes Romance Romantic Comedy Swoon Swoon Worthy

You know that feeling when you’re suddenly startled out of a deep sleep, and you’re in that hazy middle world where you’re not sure what’s real—like maybe you actually could be chasing after an ice cream truck wearing only fishing waders and a canary yellow bridesmaid’s dress, or you’re just one answer away from winning a year’s supply of adult diapers on a Japanese game show?—SINGLE-MINDED

~ Lisa Daily

Lisa Daily Dreams Japanese Game Show Romance Romance Novels Romantic Comedy Single Minded Weird Dreams

Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Men know that a lot of women think it's romantic to be friends first, and then the friendship blossoms into a relationship. Men know that they have to jump through all these hoops first, before they can get laid. And that's really all romance and courtship is to a man: hoops he has to jump through to get laid.

~ Oliver Markus

Oliver Markus Dating Dating Quotes Emotional Emotional Connection Quote Emotional Connections Friends Friends First Friends To Lovers Friendship Friendship And Love Friendship Quotes Funny Funny Book Quotes Funny But True Funny Quotes Men Men And Women Men Vs Women Relationship Relationships Romance Romantic Romantic Comedy Sex Women

that kid may not carry my DNA, but by God, I don’t care. I love that little shit like my own and I want to be his daddy.

~ Heather M. Orgeron

Heather M. Orgeron Family Father Love Romantic Comedy Swoon Worthy
Load More classy quote icon
  • Classy Quote

    ClassyQuote has been providing 500000+ famous quotes from 40000+ popular authors to our worldwide community.

  • Other Pages

    • About Us
    • Contact Us
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms of Use
  • Our Products

    • Chrome Extention
    • Microsoft Edge Add-on
  • Follow Us

    • Facebook
    • Instagram
Copyright © 2025 ClassyQuote. All rights reserved.