Humor Inspirational Quotes

No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!

~ Mac Miller

God helps those who strut their stuff.

~ Dan Sofer

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

~ Saahil Prem

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

~ Ellen Degeneres

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~ Irina Binder

Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.

~ Nelson M. Lubao

Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.

~ Tom Cooper

Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

~ Lawana Blackwell

Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.

~ Erica Goros

To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans

~ Zoë Marriott

...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

~ Jeffrey Gitomer

A lot of men tend to want modelsI tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.

~ Trisha Ventker

Of all the things in the world, I'm particularly amazed at, is the conviction with which the MIND, endorses an Idea, which is phenomenal, as it differentiates the Genius from Mediocre, or not to forget the human stupidity in particular!

~ Ramana Pemmaraju

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

~ Supanova Slom

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

~ Tanya Masse

Appreciate youthfulness and empathize with elderly people.

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.

~ Margaret Atwood

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.

~ K.c. Rhoads

Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.

~ J.r. Young

Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.

~ Charles F. Glassman

Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on the inside saying, 'Don't worry, everything is going to be all right.

~ Charles F. Glassman

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

~ Tanya Masse

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

~ Tanya Masse

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and they will reach the right conclusion. You will think that all you need to do is point out where their interests lie, and they will act politically to maximize them. You will believe in polling and focus groups: you will believe that if you ask people what their interests are, they will be aware of them and will tell you, and will vote on it. You will not have any need to appeal to emotion---indeed, to do so would be wrong! You will not have to speak of values; facts and figures will suffice. You will not have to change people's brains; their reason should be enough. You will not have to frame the facts; they will speak for themselves. You just have to get the facts to them...

~ George Lakoff

...once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

~ Josh Kilmer-Purcell

We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.

~ Pittacus Lore

It must be around forty, when you're over the hill. I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

~ Ellen Degeneres

If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

~ Benjamin Hoff

This town, this country, this world, is full to the brim with clever people, and just look at it. Never been in such awful shape. Clever people don't give a damn about anybody but themselves. Too busy being clever. The world doesn't need anymore clever people. It needs people with wisdom.

~ Jon Steele

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

~ Richard Feynman

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?

~ Lorii Myers

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

~ Dennis Lehane

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

~ Gary K. Wolf

You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.

~ Cherie Kephart

Too young to care, Too old to change.

~ Hafsa Shah

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

~ Ogden Nash