Ironic Humor Quotes

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others

~ Yana Toboso

[The Void Which Binds] actual but unaccessible presence in our universe is one of the prime causes for our species elaborating myth and religion, for our stubborn, blind belief in extrasensory powers, in telepathy and precognition, in demons and demigods and resurrection and reincarnation and ghosts and messiahs and so many other categories of almost-but-not-quite satisfying bullshit.

~ Dan Simmons

If you'd told me even a year before...that I'd wind up whispering my sins in the confessional or on my knees saying the rosary, I would've laughed myself cockeyed. More likely pastime?Pole dancer. International spy. Drug mule. Assassin.I drive under a sky black as graphite to meet my new spiritual director...a bulky Franciscan nun named Sister Margaret, patiently going blind behind fish-tank glasses that magnify her eyes like goggles.

~ Mary Karr

Do you suffer fromcallous-narrow-minded biases?I’m humanely secondhand embarrassed for you.

~ Jt Sanz

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant.

~ Jeff Lindsay

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.

~ Charles Dickens

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