An evil woman sends her husband away and wails her evil fate
~ Bangambiki Habyarimana
Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.
If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.
When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.
If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy soulmate.
Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.
If a man found his dream wife, it was because he was wide awake.
Don’t resent a woman for who she is not, love her for who she is.
The greatest love stories are not written by the ink of the pen, but by the ink of the heart.
Love conquers the body by embracing it,conquers the mind by massaging it,conquers the heart by kissing it,and conquers the soul by marrying it.
Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.
The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.
~ Adhish Mazumder
Falling in love is accidental, staying in love is intentional, and growing in love is delightful.
A woman’s beauty is worth little to you, a woman’s intelligence is worth much to you, a woman’s virtue is worth more to you, a woman’s love is worth the most to you, and a woman’s loyalty is worth everything to you.
True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.
Love is the greatest drug; joy is the strongest medicine; virtue is the noblest remedy; together, they are the greatest therapy.
Marry the one who laughs when you laugh, and you are clever; marry the one who cries when you cry, and you are intelligent, but marry the one who does both with you, and you are wise.
When you look into your soulmates eyes, you see the world; into your soulmates heart, you see the sky, and into your soulmates soul, you see the universe.
By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.
Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.
Love is more potent than wine, one drop can intoxicate you for a lifetime.
If your wife puts on ten pounds, love her ten times more.If she puts on a hundred pounds, love her a hundred times more.If she puts on a thousand pounds, love her a thousand times more.
Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.
Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.
The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.
If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.
When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.
Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.
A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.
Never keep score in marriage, your wife is going to win anyway.
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.
If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.
The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.
Falling in love is not the problem, hitting your head on the way down is.
Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.
The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.
