The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Everyone comes with baggage, marry the one whose baggage weighs the least.
If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
Marry the woman you love, then love the woman you marry.
Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.
A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.
A spouse is someone you can live with, a soulmate is someone you can't live without.
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
Marriage is a full time job, a good one comes with full benefits.
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
Being married is effortless, being happily married takes work.
Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal
~ Bangambiki Habyarimana
The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.
There are no speed limits on the road to love, that is why some arrive instantly.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
There are no stoplights on love’s road, that is why many accidentally fall into it.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That’s why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand her
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.
The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.
A virtuous spouse adds years to your life, a wise one adds decades, but a loving one adds an eternity to your life.
Happy is he who marries the woman he wants, happier is he who marries the woman he needs, and happiest is he who marries the woman he wants and needs.
Make your wife happier, children wiser, yourself kinder, and you will make your life better.
Soulmates don’t choose each other, fate chooses them.
Women always think in the catastrophic, and when there is a calamity to rectify that might require a unmarried granddaughter, there older women will always act. Their powers of foresight and vigilance might make any disheveled or nubile young haggage ready for the altar in five minutes.
~ Michelle Franklin
Don't tell your friend you are fighting with your wife, it gives him pleasure
I want you with me, my dearest. Not just as a friend, though also as that. I want you as my wife. I want to know that we share our lives and cares, we share our health and ill, and we share our happiness and sorrow.
~ Aleksandra Layland
A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence
Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield
Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage
Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts
I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again
Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife
Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.
Wife: a former girlfriend
You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side
Husband: a former boyfriend
