Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal
~ Bangambiki Habyarimana
My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That’s why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand her
A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence
Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield
Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage
Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts
I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again
Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife
Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.
Wife: a former girlfriend
You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side
Husband: a former boyfriend
After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work
Marriage is but a consolidation of resources
Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours
Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you.
~ Lailah Gifty Akita
