I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
~ Derek Landy
Hey, Geekoid! yelled Duncan Dougal, Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
~ Bruce Coville
Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?
~ Alex Morritt
PEOPLE WITH THE SMARTEST MOUTHSHAVE THE DUMBEST BRAINS
~ Qwana Reynolds-Frasier
The biggest mistake is trusting the wrong people who generally are also the dumbest.
~ Marino Baccarini
He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.
~ Brian Spellman