Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?

~ Alex Morritt

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Nafsha is so concerned with my virginity. I am beginning to think she would wed me herself. Alas, the only tool she might use to make me a woman is her tongue -- and it is far too sharp for me to allow it beneath my skirts.

~ Libbie Hawker

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Watch your mouth: The language we use creates the reality we experience.

~ Michael Hyatt

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FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.

~ Sorin Suciu

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Owning a drone does not a pilot make.

~ Alex Morritt

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That friend of hers has got to go, though. You're lucky you got stuck with that Dexter guy instead of

~ Dexter Palmer

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Twist a tongue, and tongue a twist how many twists can a tongue twister twist around the twisting tongue.

~ Jazz Feylynn

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Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system.

~ Sorin Suciu

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There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, “Every time you do this, an angel farts”.

~ Sorin Suciu

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Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, such as “you transfix me quite.

~ Sorin Suciu

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The early bird gets the worm that should have slept in.

~ J.s. Davey

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If talk is cheap, then being silent is expensive. And many people it seems, can't afford to buy into it.

~ Anthony Liccione

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