I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?

~ Alex Morritt

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An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off.

~ Andi James Chamberlain

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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.

~ Patrick Bryant

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Any fool can start a religion. And many do.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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