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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Science is good, is not God.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Killing or eating animals is an act of beasts. Stirs within the devil. Sorry. It spurs evil. Thus is truth - at least the metaphysical.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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As per the law of karma, that which is your meat today, this dear beloved animal will make mincemeat of you tomorrow. In another birth.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the ego-self, in came the Self. Now, here, there, everywhere is nothing else. Just One Self.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had bestowed upon us for free - this wonderful gift, of life. Value it, while you have it.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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After you die, a rare friend or family member may carry your memory throughout life. Most will forget you. As if you were never here.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely, a self-deluded, one's own shadow's bot.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to God. That's his business.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Do it or not, but do.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Humble yourself, before you are.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all's one, barring none.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Take heart. You're not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That's life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Learn to accept life in toto. A perfect life is only in the dream world. This, my dear, with all it's heartaches, is it. Our world.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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The inability to rise above one's inherited ism and ideology makes one live and die a fool, just a folly.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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To live unhappily, is failing life.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Seeing Oneam undone!Enemy norlo! friend-sans One-is none.That! is amOne-o-One!

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Even if things do not work out as you thought they should for you, they do - in their own way, as they were meant to.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Your destiny - by hook or crook, by this way or that, at some corner or nook - will catch up with you.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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A closed heart opens no mind.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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The metaphysical truth and the end reality is simply this - you are All. Infinite Oneness. Consciousness is but only a part of it. So, you're consciousness, and yet more. You're the Whole. Thus is 'That'. Get it.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Strip yourself naked, of your fancied ideas about What Is. Then, seek It. That Which Is. Otherwise, all you're going to find is dick.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Pray within. Stay within. Seek, find the Within. For, there's no heaven or hell or god anywhere but herein.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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