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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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What did the soup say to the tea plate? You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into! I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

~ Ana Claudia Antunes

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If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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If I were married, I would be unmarried.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

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