It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

~ C.l. Parker

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What did the soup say to the tea plate? You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into! I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

~ Ana Claudia Antunes

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The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it.

~ Ryan Lilly

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People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.

~ Ana Claudia Antunes

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Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

~ Aniruddha Sastikar

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Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.

~ Lauren Oliver

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Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.

~ Abheek Kakkar

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Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.

~ Dart Gray

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Do you know why they call this place the Rookery? Elodin asked. I shook my head.Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'. He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.

~ Patrick Rothfuss

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The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

~ Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Homo Cannot Erectus

~ Adham T. Fusama

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I know my rights.And I know you're wrong.

~ Scott Blagden

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