It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana A Bit On The Side A Play On Words Abstruse Adultery Affair Ambiguity Ambiguous Ambivalent Amour Aphorism Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Arguable Be Unfaithful Came Carrying On Catch Catch Read Handed Caught Caught Red Handed Cheat Cheater Cheaters Come Coming Commit Adultery Cuckoldry Debatable Disloyalty Doubtful Dubious Equivocal Extramarital Extramarital Sex Falseness Fling Fool Around Fooling Around Funny Hanky Panky Hilarious Humor Humorous Humour Imprecise Infidelity Joke Jokes Language Liaison Obscure Open To Argument Open To Debate Orgasm Orgasms Play Around Play On Words Playing Around Pun Puns Red Handed Satire Secret Semen Sex Sexual Intercourse Sperm Spermatozoa Spermatozoon Sperms Stray Two Time Two Timing Uncertain Unclear Unfaithful Unfaithfulness Vague Walk On Walked On

Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me straight away. Because you didn’t nail my head to the door with your crossbow. Because you have no small talk. Because I’d like to get to know you better, even though it would be like smooching an ashtray. Because I wonder if you could put into the rest of your life the passion you put into smoking a cigarette. In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I’d like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart… well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better. I’d like to know as much about your soul as you know about mine…He said: ‘Because I hardly know you.’‘If it comes to that, I hardly know you, either,’ said Miss Dearheart.‘I’m rather banking on that,’ said Moist. This got a smile.‘Smooth answer. Slick. Where are we really eating tonight?

~ Terry Pratchett

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