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Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Danger Getting Things Done Gotta Do What You Gotta Do Life Life Lessons Responsibility Risks

Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

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Derek Landy Family Humor

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

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Derek Landy Humor Skuldugerry Pleasant

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows -

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Derek Landy Derek Humor Landy Leaving Skuldugerry Pleasant Wanting

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

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Derek Landy Brick Wall Dumb People Humor Humorous Insult Stupidity Vampire Vampire Boyfriend

An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.'I could have tripped.'She stared at him. A moment dragged by.'I'm joking,' he said at last.She relaxed. 'Really?''Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful.

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Derek Landy Humor

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

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Derek Landy Humor Humorous Plans Spontaneity

You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.

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Derek Landy Humor Presents Skulduggery Pleasant Stick Valkyrie Cain Weapon

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.''Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.'Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.

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Derek Landy Conversation Gathering Grudges Humor Humorous Mages Magic Skulduggery Pleasant

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Arrest Arrested Humor Humorous Rights

If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Death Necromancy

Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The urge to hurt, maim, kill. It’s quite a thing, to experience that urge, to let it wash over you, to give in to it. It’s addictive. It’s all-consuming. You lose yourself to it. It’s quite, quite wonderful. I can feel it, even as I speak, tapping around the edges of my mind, trying to prise me open, slip its fingers in. And it would be so easy to let it happen. But we’re all like that, aren’t we? We’re all barbarians at our core. We’re all savage, murderous beasts. I know I am. I’m sure you are. The only difference between us, Mr Prave, is how loudly we roar. I know I roar very loudly indeed. How about you? Do you think you can match me?

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Beasts China China Sorrows Death Death Bringer Killing Murder Roar

Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Dates Dating Flings Gore Humor Humorous Love Morbid Morbid Humor Morbidity Relationships Violence

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Relationships

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Funny

He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key chain and the car beeped and the doors locked.That's it?He looked up. Sorry?Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We're not exactly in a good part of town.It's got a car alarm.Don't you, like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?No. It's a pretty good car alarm.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Funny Skulduggery Skulduggery Pleasant

Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house, after all. She couldn't take the chance that a wild animal might wander in and make off with Alice, like those dingoes in Australia. She was probably being unfair to both dingoes and Australia, but she couldn't risk it. Locked doors kept the dingoes out, and that's all there was to it, even if she didn't know what a dingo actually was. She took out her phone, searched the Internet, found a picture of a baby dingo and now she really wanted a baby dingo for a pet.

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Derek Landy Australia Baby Safety Child Safety Dingo Dingoes Funny Humor Humorous Precaution Wild Animals

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.”“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of usgetting along so well.

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Derek Landy Beard Crux Funny Stupid

How are we going to get out of here?Oh, escape is easy once you have the right

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Derek Landy Awesome Clever Epic Funny Hilarious Humor Humour Make Me Laugh Silly

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.

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Derek Landy Anything Can Be Anything Is Possible Apple Everything Is Possible Gravity Inevitability Possibility Science Sir Isaac Newton Theories

I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observer. I don't participate. My resources, and my standing, must be secure before I can allow the uncertainty of war to crash down upon us.

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Derek Landy Passivity Preparedness War

Peace means nothing without freedom.

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Derek Landy Derek Landy Freedom Peace Skulduggery Pleasant Valkyrie Cain

Kindness suits you.Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

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Derek Landy Allergic Derek Landy Humour Kindness Skulduggery Pleasant

Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.”“If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”“We make a great team.”“Just don’t forget to stand in front of me the whole time,” he said.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Bad Man Humour Protection

I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained ina variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.”“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.”“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Christmas Humour Skulduggery Stick Weapon

What would killing the Elders result in? Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?

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Derek Landy Humour

The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I’m Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My family were incredibly narcissistic. I’m lucky I escaped with any degree of humility at all, to be honest, but then I’ve always managed to exceed expectations. You are Kenny Dunne, are you not?”“I am.”“Just a few questions for you, Mr Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we’ve become friends these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?”“Sure,” Kenny said, slightly baffled.“Thank you. Thank you very much. It’s important you feel comfortable around me, Kenny. It’s important we build up a level of trust. That way I’ll catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.

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Derek Landy Accuse Death Bringer Humour Murder

Is he all scarred now?”“Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.

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Derek Landy Humour

He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.

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Derek Landy Humour

Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Humour

I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.''My accent?''It is quite silly.''So you can't understand me?''Not a word.''Then how did you understand that?''I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?''That's right.''You understood that, though.''Not at all.'The American glowered.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Humour

It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.

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Derek Landy Derek Landy Humour Skulduggery Pleasant

You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you murdered someone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say I knew it all along.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Humour

Is that it?”“No. That’s a wall.”“It could be disguised.”“You’re not very good at looking for things, are you?”“I’m good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.

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Derek Landy Humour Searching Walls

We can do this the easy way,' Oblivious snarled. 'Or the hard way.''What's the easy way?''You leave immediately.''And what's the hard way?''We make you leave.'Skulduggery's head tilted. 'What was the easy way again?

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Humour

Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly.“What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder intoan art form?”“But you haven’t actually killed anyone yet, have you? I readyour file.”He glowered. “Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven’t

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Derek Landy Art Humour Kill

He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.''I love you.''That doesn't make me any older. Stand up.''Not until you say yes.''You're going to shuffle around on your knees for the rest of your life? Stand up, for God's sake.''Be my wife.' 'Shut the hell up.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Humour

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Gordon Edgley Humour Love Skulduggery Pleasant

China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better! He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. Because I'm a skeleton he explained.

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Derek Landy Humour

When I meet people, I no longer say Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you. Now I say Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Humour Skulduggery Pleasant
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