Peace means nothing without freedom.

~ Derek Landy

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Kindness suits you.Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

~ Derek Landy

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It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.

~ Derek Landy

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So now you're on the run,' Warrick said wistfully. 'Travelling the Dark Highway, a lone wolf. With your friend, who is another wolf. Two lone wolves. Two wolves, really. Not really alone. Two wolves in a car. Travelling. One of them naked and bloody. The other with her ass hanging out.

~ Derek Landy

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I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Finally, I'm here and I'm old. It's depressing, it really is.

~ Derek Landy

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Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

~ Derek Landy

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Well, OK then. He narrowed his eyes. How about you? Do you have any...romances I should know about?Nope. Not one.Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun.She smiled. I'm glad you have such ambitious dreams for me.

~ Derek Landy

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