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All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

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Brian Spellman Porn Pornography Power Sex

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

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Brian Spellman Psychology Psychosis Sincerity

If the mind fits, shrink it.

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Brian Spellman Mental Health Professionals Mental Illness Psych Ward Psychiatry Psychology Seizures

My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.

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Brian Spellman Afterlife God Independent Thinking Miracles Prayer Rebellion

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

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Brian Spellman Desperation Neediness Prayer Secularism

Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to an oath in the White House. Does this make you nuts too? Then outfit your sanity seeking political asylum at my house.

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Brian Spellman Atheism Humor Oaths Prayer Sanity Skepticism Skepticism Of Religion

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

~ Brian Spellman

Brian Spellman Feeling Hatred Indifference Life And Living Pain

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

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Brian Spellman Pleasing Others Sadness Sincerity

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

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Brian Spellman Neurological Problems Psychiatrists Psychiatry Sadness

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

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Brian Spellman Illogical Incoherent Life Philosophy Life Quotes

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

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Brian Spellman Dreams Quotes Life Philosophy Nightmares

Where have you been all of your life?

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Brian Spellman Life Philosophy Life Quotes Witticisms

Life is short unless agony is long.

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Brian Spellman Humor Life Philosophy Pain Pessimism Pessimist Pessimistic

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

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Brian Spellman Confusion Humor Life Life Philosophy Pessimism

Kindness knows no kind.

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Brian Spellman Kind Kindness Types

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

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Brian Spellman Humor Meaning Meaning Of Life

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

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Brian Spellman Language Structure Logic Meaning Meaninglessness

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

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Brian Spellman Suicide Suicide Attempt Suicide Attempts

Months after my wrists ripping, a talk therapist referred to the act as self-hatred. Until then nobody had said this to me. Did everyone presume that I already knew so? People say it all the time. It’s safer to draw this conclusion. Throw in cowardice and you have an insulated public. I was not enraged at all. I was panic stricken. How could I hate myself for wanting to stop such physical sickness and terror? Mine was an act of caretaking, compassion, love. You cannot share this insight with therapists because they think such encourages recurrence. Have you ever stopped diarrhea with a prayer? If you have to go, you go. If you have to die, you die.

~ Brian Spellman

Brian Spellman Love Suicide Suicide Attempt

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

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Brian Spellman Nature Vs Nurture Suicidal Thoughts Suicide

You can't stop a man from stopping himself.

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Brian Spellman Suicide Suicide Attempt

A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

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Brian Spellman Disability Quotes Disabled Suicide Suicide Attempt

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

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Brian Spellman Cynical Humor God Materialism Suicide Twelve Step Twelve Step Meetings

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

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Brian Spellman Advertising Advice Vice

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

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Brian Spellman Advice Happiness Quote Unhappiness

I've been coerced into free will.

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Brian Spellman Determinism Fate Free Will Humorous Quotes Philosophy

I forgot what I was going to think.

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Brian Spellman Confusion Life Pessimism Thinking

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

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Brian Spellman Dishonesty Honesty Withholding

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

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Brian Spellman Lies Lying To Ourselves

When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.

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Brian Spellman Lies Lies Lying Liars Lying Lying To You Privacy

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

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Brian Spellman Lies Lies That Speak Truth Lying

Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.

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Brian Spellman Atheism Atheist Death Of A Loved One Humorous Quotes

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

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Brian Spellman Health Humor Illness Paraprosdokian Puns

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

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Brian Spellman Arrogance Conceit Humility Paraprosdokian Puns

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

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Brian Spellman Perception Of Reality Perspective

I love objectivity when mine.

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Brian Spellman Logical Fallacy Objectivity Objectivity Subjectivity Perception Perspective

I'm all groan up in America.

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Brian Spellman Alienation Alienation Versus Humanity America Maturity Pessimism Pessimistic

I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.

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Brian Spellman Delusion Distortion Illogical Irrational Perception

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

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Brian Spellman Humor Life Perception Pessimism

If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison officials ... and one third of legislators ... and one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair.

~ Brian Spellman

Brian Spellman Crime And Punishment Fairness Judges And Justice Law Lawyers Legislators Police State Prison
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