Just tell yourself a story that'll satisfy you and pretend he told it.
~ Catherynne M. Valente
Is it not ignorance that we share? A lie takes two. The truth we find alone.
~ Anthony Marais
As old lies are laid to rest, new ones sprout from their ashes, as deadly as their ancestors
~ Bangambiki Habyarimana
When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.
~ Brian Spellman
Through years of experience I’ve discovered that a liar will always look into his drink when telling a lie. But he doesn’t have a drink in a cab, and even if he did I’d have no idea as to whether he were looking into it or not
~ Karl Wiggins
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.