Dreams don't come true, they are true.
~ Brian Spellman
A broken shoelace can strangle me.
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
The first casualty of war is casual wear.
Peace ain't worth fighting for.
First, let me finish. Then interrupt.
Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!
If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.
If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.
I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.
It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.
To Americans, either/or means both.
I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.
I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.
Nostalgia was never what it used to be.
All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.
He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.
I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.
My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.
I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.
A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.
Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and listen. Now? Politicians grunting On the Origin of Speeches past one another.
With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.
Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.
Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.
