Double Entendre Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

~ Mae West

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

~ Mel Brooks

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

~ Ken Kesey

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

~ Brian Spellman

I hope you nail the basta

~ Nenia Campbell

You heard Alanna. Someone’s got to be on you at all times.” His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.

~ Charles Dickens

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

~ Brian Spellman

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

~ Mark Z. Danielewski

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

~ Brian Spellman

But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.

~ Dave Wolverton