You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
~ Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Goodness had nothing to do with it.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
To err is human - but it feels divine.
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
He who hesitates is last.
Marriage is a great institution but I'm not ready for an institution.
When women go wrong men go right after them.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
