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“ The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. ”

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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

~ Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

~ Mel Brooks

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.

~ Mel Brooks

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

~ Mel Brooks