Mockery Quotes

Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.

~ Christopher Paolini

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

~ Criss Jami

What I admire about the modern atheist is not at all his logic, but rather his gift of imagination. There will always be the cartoon versions of Christianity further perpetuated by the extremist atheists who do not possess the humility to ask real scholars and theologians its difficult questions. There is little doubt that the atheist has the bigger imagination: the first reason is due to his persistent caricatures of what constitutes a Christian; the second because of his belief that most of his questions are actually rhetorical. From this I can infer that, instead of laughing at one another (the Christian at modern atheist immaturity and the modern atheist at Christian stupidity), we would have a better chance at productivity laughing with one another as we all dumb down what we don't understand.

~ Criss Jami

Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

~ Howard Tayler

Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either as bad democrats or as unprincipled schemers and opportunists. I fully believe, in spite of the childish Machiavellism in which some of their prophets indulge, that fundamentally most of them always have been as sincere in their professions as any other men. Besides, I do not believe in insincerity in social strife, for people always come to think what they want to think and what they incessantly profess. As regards democracy, socialist parties are presumably no more opportunists than are any others; they simply espouse democracy if, as, and when it serves their ideals and interests and not otherwise. Lest readers should be shocked and think so immoral a view worthy only of the most callous of political practitioners, ...

~ Joseph Alois Schumpeter

You can spit on a rose, but it's still a rose.

~ Marty Rubin

Sarcasm is waster on the young.

~ Bert Mccoy

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

~ Criss Jami

In the land where excellence is commended, not envied, where weakness is aided, not mocked, there is no question as to how its inhabitants are all superhuman.

~ Criss Jami

A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.

~ Suzy Kassem

It is very normal for one ugly weed to not want to stand alone.

~ Suzy Kassem

A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.

~ Suzy Kassem

Laugh not at the dead, for the corpse at your feet is prophetic of your own destiny.

~ Mamur Mustapha

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

~ Michelle M. Pillow

Some skeptics believe religious people are religious because they fear Hell. It's about as fair as saying skeptics are skeptics because they fear the ridicule of modern society.

~ Criss Jami

As for the majority, it is not so much race as it is political affiliation that really divides it today. What was once an issue of physical difference is now one of intellectual difference. Men have yet to master disagreeing without flashing all their frustrations that come with it; the conservative will throw half-truths while the liberal will throw insults. Combine these and what do you get? A dishonest mockery of a country.

~ Criss Jami

Don’t deceive yourself; laughing at someone’s weakness is not the way to reveal your strength. Your strength is in the help you offer, not the mockeries you deliver!

~ Israelmore Ayivor

Until pains are endured, depressions surmounted, mockeries ignored and goliaths conquered, destiny might not be achieved

~ Ikechukwu Izuakor

Whether people see you as a shadow or as an invisible or stupid sort of thing, a time will come when that Image of yours will never be seen by commoners.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

The more you try to impress, the more you become depressed, and the more they get tired of your coercion. It doesn't make them love you, instead, they'll see you as a little child, trying to draw a senseless picture on a piece of paper, begging people to look at it and admire it by force. You can persuade someone to look at your face, but you can't persuade them to see the beauty therein.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Pride and ego makes a mockery of an apology. Humility wins forgiveness without question...so break 'yo'self'!

~ T.f. Hodge

The real satire starts when I’m shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked.

~ Munia Khan

Keep away from people who always try to stop you from sharing your opinions with the entire world. Don't listen to people who mock you because you talked about who you want to be! Exposed yourself!

~ Israelmore Ayivor

Those acidic insults being poured down on you are found in satan's gallons! Watch those who tackle you for you to fall down, watch them closely. They are wearing the booths Satan invented! Don't attack the people, attack the one who sponsors them!

~ Israelmore Ayivor

Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker. Whenever you should doubt your self-worth, remember the lotus flower. Even though it plunges to life from beneath the mud,it does not allow the dirt that surrounds it to affect its growth or beauty.

~ Suzy Kassem

I cannot here withhold the statement that optimism, where it is not merely the thoughtless talk of those who harbor nothing but words under their shallow foreheads, seems to me to be not merely an absurd, but also a really wicked, way of thinking, a bitter mockery of the most unspeakable sufferings of mankind.

~ Arthur Schopenhauer

Keep your problems to yourself, if its too much for you, kill it slowly till it disappears from your life.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Mockery ends where understanding begins.

~ Erich Von Däniken

When the gates of mockery and abuse is opened, the heart becomes a shock absorber

~ Ikechukwu Izuakor

I have been mocked by beauty, too. But it was the beauty which cost me nothing that in the end turned upon me.

~ Katherine Paterson

The mockery towards the ignorant reflects ignorance.

~ Jaime Tenorio Valenzuela

Given a choice, it seems like pity would be easier to bear than mockery, but that's not true. Mockery hardens defenses; pity slips through, finds the softest places you have, and slices to the bone. Pity will break you, every time.

~ Erica O'rourke

The devil…the prowde spirite…cannot endure to be mocked.

~ Thomas More

Nothingever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the onset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have a malady in the less attractive forms.

~ Charles Dickens

Here comes Mamma Vauquerr, fair as a starrr; and strung up like a bunch of carrots. Aren't we suffocating ourselves a wee bit?' he asked, placing a hand on the top of her corset. 'A bit of a crush in the vestibule, here, Mamma! If we start crying, there'll be an explosion. Never mind, I'll be there to collect the bits--just like an antiquary.''Now, there's the language of true French gallantry,' murmured Madame Vauquer in an aside to Madame Couture.

~ Honoré De Balzac

It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not move to the opposite error and become a scoffer.

~ Elton Trueblood

Displaying vice to the mockery of men deals it a great blow. Men put up with admonition but are loath to be mocked. One might be willing to be wicked, one cannot bear to appear foolish.

~ Molière

And when the end comes, we shall see the end. We shall see and understand how we started better. We shall see those who started well and those who ended well. When the end comes, we shall surely see the end!

~ Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Weeping for other people's pain isn't true weeping if it doesn't come from deep down your heart.

~ Auliq Ice

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mockThe meat it feeds on.

~ William Shakespeare