Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

~ Holly Black

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Ah, fairest maiden, thine beauty doth maketh mine loins stir, and mine cup runneth over.

~ Wayne Gerard Trotman

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Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

~ Criss Jami

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I want to back up to this whole caring about me thing,” he said, surprising me as he made his way back to the canvas. “I know you care about me, Mallory.”My heart started beating fast as he shook the can.“I care about you.” He knelt halfway down. A second passed and he moved his arm, spraying on the canvas. “And I think this was missing something.”Having no idea what he was doing or where he was going with this, I waited until he rose and stepped back, to the side. My lips parted on a soft gasp. Rider had spray-painted a heart between our names. I saw it with my own

~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

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Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!

~ Shannon L. Alder

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An insipid voice message or an incongruent emergence from the “other” world may disrupt our whole thinking system. If we are not able to deal with the fragmentation of our self and assess the deconstruction of our identity, a corny incident could easily capsize our being. A misinterpretation of facts and expectations may perturb our awareness and unsettle our perception. When “I” and “me” don’t get along very well, the road to oneness may be very often bumpy. (“Alors, tout a basculé”)

~ Erik Pevernagie

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God gave you them shoes to fit you, so put them on and wear them. Be yourself man, be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don’t let no one tell you, you ain’t beautiful.

~ Eminem

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Most true things are kind of corny, don’t you think? But we make them more sophisticated out of sheer embarrassment.

~ Michel Faber

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And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.

~ Bill Maher

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