Snarky Quotes

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

~ Darynda Jones

Ian nodded his approval. “I've always liked a woman that understood the value of getting out of my bed just as quick as she'd jumped in it.

~ Rose Wynters

Now when you say staring, are you including yourself in this assessment? I recall you taking in the view on several occasions.For the last time, I was not staring at you. I was a terrible liar. Now, if you're done, I'd like to finish asking my question.

~ Stacey O'neale

I gotta say, I was really feeling the robe, but there's something about a girl in cartoon pajamas that does it for me.

~ Stacey O'neale

He smirked and sat up Simmer down, Jelly Bean.

~ Stacey O'neale

Ryker, you ride with Orlando,” Ryker mocked in a snarky voice as he turned to the other man. He gestured toward the Pinto with a look of revulsion on his rugged face. “How the hell does he expect both of us to fit into that tiny metal trap? Even if we could squeeze in, the tires will probably pop. In fact, let's just carry it over. It'll be faster that way.

~ Rose Wynters

At the risk of hurting your feelings, I think you should know that some kisses are more special than others.

~ Jessica Steele

Becoming a fae leader? Not on my bucket list.

~ E.j. Stevens

The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.

~ Rob Thurman

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.

~ G.g. Silverman

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.

~ Jewel

At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind. “Why didn't you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning to look behind us as we sped away. I did, too. The zombie spun around as he immediately started to follow us. “I didn't want to mess up my paint job,” Kellan sarcastically replied as he turned on the street that would lead us to the store. “Plus, I just washed it.

~ Rose Wynters

Is talking the only thing you can do with your mouth?Seven flicked a look up. No.Good.

~ Adrienne Wilder

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.

~ G.g. Silverman

Why don't you wear those tiny shorts when you run, like they do in the movies? His voice was low and sexy, and he knew it.Because I'm not in a movie. I know it's confusing, since you obviously live 'The Saxon Show' day and night, but some of us want to live a boring, old, normal high school life, you know?

~ Liz Reinhardt