There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
~ Erin Mccarthy
I have learned that the libido, like Elvis and jealousy, never dies. I know copulators of eighty-five. Who said you need an erection, a body or an orgasm for sex?
~ Hanif Kureishi
It’s all society is, the repressed sex drives of men, the objectification of women, their paranoia, the posturing, the macho stances, the beauty standard, it’s all just one charade masking a never ending hard on.
~ Trevor D. Richardson
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
~ Tom Perrotta
I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.
~ Amanda Mosher
There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants.
~ Rosanna Leo