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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.

~ Louis C.k.

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Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

~ Michelle Hodkin

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Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could.

~ Karishma Magvani

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Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.

~ Scott Stabile

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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

~ Charles Bukowski

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They all said the way to a man’s heart was through his asshole.

~ Edmund White

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I’m going to give you some advice: don’t be such a whiny asshole. It makes you look weak.

~ Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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He's not god! He's just the asshole who fucks with us.

~ Satoshi Kon

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I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

~ Jeremy Robert Johnson

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Pride is born as a mountaintop on a valley, but dies as an abyss in which it is too deep and too dark to see the better.

~ Criss Jami

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I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

~ Crystal Woods

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To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your come in my mouth ... He focused on the boy’s slim, tight hips; with the tip of his tongue he tasted an asshole’s bitter, forbidden mystery.

~ Paul Russell

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Pain was as much a part of this life as the summer and the winter and the rain, and there was no greater asshole than the one who believed you can cure it.

~ Brian Mcgreevy

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Idealists are either blind or clowns, because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.

~ Alexei Maxim Russell

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Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.

~ Gena Showalter

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The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because she did not want me to go away without knowing that she, too, was honestly and genuinely loved; that she, too, was addressed respectfully. No doubt that letter was destined to lie in her box and lead to nothing. But none the less, I am certain that she would keep it all her life as a precious treasure, as her pride and justification, and now at such a minute she had thought of that letter and brought it with naive pride to raise herself in my eyes that I might see, that I, too, might think well of her.

~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.

~ Gillian Flynn

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Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole.

~ Robert Kirkman

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Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it.

~ Christian Simamora

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You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?I nodded and headed back to the door.When I need to be.

~ Michael Connelly

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To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

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Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.

~ John Cheese

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You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel, while another asshole is banging her right now.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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I can't believe you cheated! I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh? You're such an asshole.-Phobos & Diemos

~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.

~ Lexi Cubbins

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Keep moving forward, the best way to let go off,asshole people holding you back

~ Napz Cherub Pellazo

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Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.

~ Rick Remender

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He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.

~ Lauren Weisberger

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