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I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden.Noah turned over on to his side and said with mock seriousness, 'I have never read 'The Joy Of Crap'. Sounds disgusting.' I blushed deeper. 'I have, however, read 'The Joy Of Sex.' ' He continued, a smile transforming his face. 'Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.

~ Michelle Hodkin

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Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

~ Michelle Hodkin

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I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?''Elvish.

~ Michelle Hodkin

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You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

~ Rebecca Murphy

Rebecca Murphy Funny Humerous Imagination Plays Theater

The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.

~ Heather Dixon

Heather Dixon Humerous Magic

We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?

~ Diane Griffith

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scary mommy confession #80920 I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack.

~ Jill Smokler

Jill Smokler Humerous Motherhood

Alan Grant: There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought. The Midget (his nurse): You sound constipated.

~ Josephine Tey

Josephine Tey Humerous Philosophical

It is not a Christmas tree! said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.

~ Heather Dixon

Heather Dixon Christmas Humerous King

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

~ Regina Griffin

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