Seriously Quotes

You know when 1 in 2 marriages ends in divorce, 1 in 42 boys have Autism, and safety complaints from the majority of whistle-blower's are not being upheld, that you are living in a seriously dysfunctional society.

~ Steven Magee

Take care of your manners as seriously as your money.

~ Amit Kalantri

If you don't take life seriously,Life will take you, seriously!

~ Ana Claudia Antunes

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?''Elvish.

~ Michelle Hodkin

Why do women waste their time trying to convince their insecure family members and girlfriends that they are beautiful? Self esteem is not a beauty cream that you can rub all over them and see instant results. Instead, convince them they are not stupid. Every intelligent woman knows outward beauty is a nip, tuck, chemical peel or diet away. If you don't like it, fix it.

~ Shannon L. Alder

gratitudenoun \ˈgra-tə-ˌtüd, -ˌtyüd\ 1. The word thrown in your face by people who covet what you want and believe that your lack of contentment is a sin. Often, these people believe success is what you have already and obtaining anything else is optional, but not required.

~ Shannon L. Alder

If you want to help someone move on, you don’t label people as good, bad, worst or best. This categorizes people, rather than experiences with that person. People are not all evil or all good. You don’t teach compassion by categorizing people. Empathy and honest open communication are the only way to live your life. If you’re blaming someone then you haven’t let go of your pain long enough to really try on theirs. However, if you must believe that the only type of person that brings you difficult lessons or experiences in life are those that are bad or worse, then take the time to read the bible a little closer. Christ, put a few people in their place, in order to make point.

~ Shannon L. Alder

A boy has other people do the talking for him, a man speaks his mind.

~ Shannon L. Alder

We are creatures taken seriously by the Earth, because we can severely affect the fate of the Earth, but we are in no way taken seriously by the Universe yet!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

If people would take me seriously, I’d never find out anything significant about them.

~ Aleksandra Ninkovic

She is a figure of legend and fairy tale, one to be taken seriously, or she might knock you off your feet with a quick whirl of the staff she carries everywhere.

~ Claire Wong

As much as we don’t want to except it, there is a time limit to the best life God tries to offer you. When you disrespect it, push it away, play games with it, deny it, ignore it, are casually indecisive about it or hold it like a last resort, God gives it away to someone else that will cherish it more.

~ Shannon L. Alder

If your not willing to do the work that your instructing me to do. I will look down on you.

~ Jonathan Burkett

For Commander Ripley Jones, it was becoming more and more troublesome. It had been said that nothing is infallible, Antares apparently being the proof. After hastily recalling all crew and leaving Spacedock 7 thirty hours ago, there had been nothing but problems. Breakdowns in the sensors and telemetry, system failures of a wide variety and finally – the Last Straw: a coupling seal in the stardrive engine failed. Fortunately the cut-out worked, or the whole of engineering would’ve disappeared in a flaming ball of anti-matter. Five crewmen were seriously injured as it was. Commander Smith, the Chief Entech, had the offending unit stripped down and under repair. They were currently on conversion drive - which could only propel them at sub-light speeds – and Ripley was currently in an elevator with a very pissed Captain Falconer.

~ Christina Engela

When a presidential candidate is publicly requesting help from the Russians, you know that there is something seriously going wrong in the USA.

~ Steven Magee

It is seriously creepy when you receive a friend request from a dead friend in social media asking you to accept.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.

~ Ray Kroc

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

~ Clarence Darrow

I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously.

~ John Howard

The people I respect the least are the ones that take themselves way too seriously.

~ Corey Taylor

I am a dreamer. Seriously, I'm living on another planet.

~ Eva Green

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

~ Carrie Brownstein

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.

~ Dan Auerbach

We do not take humor seriously enough.

~ Konrad Lorenz

Life is bigger than cinema. Cinema is just a part of life, so I never take success or failure seriously.

~ Pawan Kalyan

I was more interested in playing sports than acting. I didn't take acting too seriously until the end of my junior year.

~ Ving Rhames

I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously.

~ Kid Rock

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

~ William F. Buckley

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

~ George Bernard Shaw

But it is equally incontrovertible that if our intelligence gathering process is seriously flawed, we had better find out and find out fast if we are to avoid another Sept. 11.

~ Adam Schiff

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

~ Prince Charles

A complaint is a chance to turn a customer into a lifelong friend. I say that seriously, not as some press release baloney.

~ Richard Branson

I feel comfortable in a position of leadership, but that's not to say I feel complacent about it. I take it incredibly seriously.

~ Nicola Sturgeon

In an age when stagecraft, gauzy themes, and sound-bites have too often been substituted for leadership, Bill Clinton as a candidate made it essential to campaigning to take the specifics of governance seriously. Practical solutions were 'in;' ideology was 'out.'

~ Sylvia Mathews Burwell

I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave - and nothing but laughter to console them with.

~ John Irving

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

~ Bette Davis

So, one way or another, I found myself in a few movies. I take it seriously when I'm on the set, but I don't take myself seriously as an actor.

~ Henry Rollins

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

~ Roseanne Barr

Do the bishops seriously imagine that legalising gay marriage will result in thousands of parties to heterosexual marriages suddenly deciding to get divorced so they can marry a person of the same sex?

~ Malcolm Turnbull

Trust me: our critical infrastructure is vulnerable to cyber-attack, to potential terrorist attack, and we are not taking this threat seriously enough.

~ Ron Johnson