“ Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. ”
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
~ Roseanne Barr
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.
