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Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?

~ Molly Harper

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Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.

~ Molly Harper

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Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

~ Molly Harper

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Get the point? I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?Too harsh?

~ Molly Harper

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Would you kick her ass already? Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than this! Get mad.I nodded, rolling a dislocated shoulder back into place with a grunt and staggering back toward my opponent. Behind me, Zeb yelled, She tried to hurt Fitz! He turned to Gabriel and Dick. That'll get her mad.Gabriel rolled his eyes. She's been framed for murder twice over, shot in the back, her arms were set on fire, and her parents are being held hostage. You think tampered dog water is what's going to make her angry? You tried to hurt my dog! I wheezed as I lurched toward a grinning Missy.

~ Molly Harper

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Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.I was curious!

~ Molly Harper

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I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl.

~ Molly Harper

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