Katie Macalister Quotes

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

~ Katie Macalister

Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing.“You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to bounce a quarter off ass I am!” she snapped back.An indescribable look flitted across his face. “You are the most irreverent woman I’ve ever met.”“And you’re the handsomest man I’ve ever seen in my life, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lick you!” she yelled.

~ Katie Macalister

... you've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date' screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.

~ Katie Macalister

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

~ Katie Macalister

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious! -JoyI'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned. -Roxy

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Oooh, dinner and a show! How come you never take us to dinner and a show?He smiled at Roxy. I would spend the entire evening fending off the hordes of your admirers.She fanned herself and grinned back at him. You gotta love all that suave debonairness!

~ Katie Macalister

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

~ Katie Macalister

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!”Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

~ Katie Macalister

You think I am very cute, you think me sexy, as well. I can read your thoughts, remember.” I hoisted myself up and slid across his body. You are conceited, arrogant, and domineering, everything I dislike in a man. And you are independent, stubborn, and heedless, everything I dislike in a women. I slid my hands under his back and kissed his dampened lips. So why is it that I love you so much? He smiled a smug, masculine little smile and captured my legs with his. Because I love you, and to be loved by a Dark One is enough for any woman.I pinched him in a particularly vulnerable spot and allowed him to kiss me with all the sexy arrogance he had.

~ Katie Macalister

I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to AdrianOh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & AdrianI slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth.Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell

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You want to …?” His other eye popped open as I started to slide down his body, intent on exploring that part of him which had given me so much pleasure. He grabbed me before I was able to move four inches. I looked up, worried that I had done something wrong. A familiar strained, tense look was on his face, his eyes screwed up tight. I looked down at his penis. It was no longer in a resting state. “I thought you were sated?”I was. Until you went and mentioned doing that to me. No! Don’t touch me there, woman! For the love of – grk!”A half hour later, Gabriel, his arm wrapped around me because my legs were unusually weak, hustled me toward the house with a grim look on his

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His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

~ Katie Macalister

Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.

~ Katie Macalister

How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?

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It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?

~ Katie Macalister

I'll drive. But don't you be turning into a dragon while you're in the car. I don't want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery.

~ Katie Macalister

Dragon form is generally reserved for mating and fighting. We found over the years that it was simply easier to blend in - physically speaking - if we resembled those around us. Do you wish to mate with me?

~ Katie Macalister

Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now.

~ Katie Macalister

No, I didn't enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more.

~ Katie Macalister

I'm not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them.

~ Katie Macalister

Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.

~ Katie Macalister

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.

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He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. Ready to be astounded?I eyed him. You're not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?Not after you disparaged their beauty.

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Stop lusting after my brother, wife. Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. Else I'll have to get the parrot out.

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Do they expect us to have sex right here on the kitchen table?Gunner, who was chewing a piece of toast, paused, considered the idea, and then shook his head. Too messy. We'd get sugar everywhere. Plus, Cressy might walk in, and then I'd have to get her a second horse.

~ Katie Macalister

I have to say that you're the last person I'd have expected would have a seventeen-year-old daughter. You're so... Alice stopped, suddenly looking guilty.Dashing? Gunner supplied. Debonair?A bit of a dawg, actually.

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Are you one of those fifty-shades-of-bondage people? I haven't been into that in the past, but I might be willing to try with you. Although I would want to be the one to do the bondaging, while you would have to be the bondagee.

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...There's a bit of a difference between a guy lying back being all sexy and come hither and mmrowr-worthy, and a man who has a toy stuffed parrot hanging from his nips.

~ Katie Macalister

Elliot - Elliot waved absently, making a decision right then and there. He'd take the trip that Patrick offered. A cruise down Europe's most famous rivers couldn't be any more disruptive than home, after all.Alice -I stood up shaking the laptop at nothing. He made me think we were going to get married at the end of this trip! He had me look up the laws for Americans getting married in Budapest!Ball-hanging is too good for him. He serves something worse. Off with his head!I will take that trip! I yelled at the small living room filled with boxes that I had yet to unpack. And I will enjoy myself! A lot!

~ Katie Macalister

I have a hat for it, actually. Elliott made a vague gesture with one hand. Well, it's more of a full-body suit, really. Is that a euphemism for a condom? No. He marched past me and lay down on the bed. My mother knitted me a willy-warmer a few years back when we were having a cold stretch. She felt I wasn't like to produce the grandchildren she desires if I had as she put it, frost-shriveled parts.

~ Katie Macalister

Are you going to last if I start nibbling at your ankles and work my way up? No. You might make it to my knee, but only if I think about starving children and venereal warts.

~ Katie Macalister

The thought struck me, as I went about my daily ablutions, that Elliot had awfully nice hair for a man who’d take someone else’s ticket. It wasn’t long, but had a small curl to it that made you think about running your fingers through it. “Not that I have any intention of doing so ,” I told my reflection in the steam mirror. “Even if I was looking for a man, and I’m certainly not that stupid, he would be off the table. He’s friend to a rat bastard.” It was just a shame, too. How many bona fide lords does a girl meet? And how many of them have BBC voices, and nice faces, and curly hair that looks soft and silky and utterly gropeworthy?

~ Katie Macalister

I'm wondering why I thought it was a good idea to fill my purse with eggs.He blinked at me. I pulled a cold, flabby fried egg from mny bag, followed by its twin, holding them up so he could see. Eggs. You couldn't carry a packet of peanuts like a normal person? he asked. I smiled. I've never done normal particularly well....

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I would totally support a pond scene like the one in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, but only if you were stripped first. He slid her a glance out of the corner of his eye. She was giving him a lascivious grin that made him feel like singing at the top of his lungs. You have a smutty mind, Alice. It's one of the many things I admire in you. Unfortunately, we are in a holy place, and although I don't particularly hold strong religious feelings, I feel it would be insulting to the caretakers of this cathedral to give in to your lustful desires and engage in sex right her and now. He thought for a moment. Although I have to admit it is a tempting thought...

~ Katie Macalister

I don't know whether to be pleased that our lovemaking was of such a high quality that you immediately want more, or if it's an indication you are one of those sex-addicted people who are never satisfied.

~ Katie Macalister

...I was enjoying conducting highly charged sexual banter with you. As was I, although if we continue along that line, you're going to make it extremely painful for me to walk. Shall we cool down our libidos with a spot of crypt viewing?

~ Katie Macalister

Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.

~ Katie Macalister

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

~ Katie Macalister

You took a bath without me?I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

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I ground my teeth. Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go and throw knockers into the mix. I'm going to have to request that you stop, Adrian. I'm about at my limit of how many impossible things I can believe before breakfast.He flashed a heart-stoppingly roguish grin at me, his dimples just about bringing me to my knees. Your middle name wouldn't be Alice, would it? he asked.No, it's Diane, and you're no White Rabbit, so let's just stop pretending we're in Wonderland, OK?He laughed and pointed across the tiny square at our destination. I watched him for a moment, seeing a glimpse of the charming, charismatic man he must have been before the demon lord cursed him and leeched away all the softer emotions.

~ Katie Macalister