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“ I'm wondering why I thought it was a good idea to fill my purse with eggs.He blinked at me. I pulled a cold, flabby fried egg from mny bag, followed by its twin, holding them up so he could see. Eggs. You couldn't carry a packet of peanuts like a normal person? he asked. I smiled. I've never done normal particularly well.... ”

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Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

~ Katie Macalister

Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing.“You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to bounce a quarter off ass I am!” she snapped back.An indescribable look flitted across his face. “You are the most irreverent woman I’ve ever met.”“And you’re the handsomest man I’ve ever seen in my life, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lick you!” she yelled.

~ Katie Macalister

... you've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date' screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.

~ Katie Macalister

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

~ Katie Macalister