K.f. Breene said this quote

I can't learn everything in a few months, Charles. Magic came first. Stupid hierarchy of egotistical penises had to take a backseat.Penises don't have egos. And what about the women in command? They can be pretty damn bitchy.The women have bigger balls than you do, Charles. Let's get focused.Kind of a dick thing to say.

~ K.f. Breene

I rolled my eyes. To Jack I said, Don't mind him, he's just mad no one likes him.Jonas clenched his jaw.

~ K.f. Breene

Although, in my defense, a nonblinking eye rape was rarely the kind of thing you just eased into.

~ K.f. Breene

Great googly-moogly, I needed to stay away from this vampire.

~ K.f. Breene