“ His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood. ”
People take power trips at the most inopportune times.
~ Lida Sideris
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.
He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.
She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.