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“ Fact: I don't know of a single girl who doesn't wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don't want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is a direct correlation between how much underwear you show and how much you've got upstairs, if you know what I mean. ”

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There's enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.

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Jesus, do you always show up like this, at the craziest of times and in the oddest of places? I sure hope so.

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I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?

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But the true miracle of the resurrection wasn't so much the raising. Is something like that too hard for the God who made the universe? The true miracle is in the forgiving. And though we are bruised and burned, blind and broken, we are forgiven.

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