Megan Boyle said this quote

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

~ Megan Boyle

most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love

~ Megan Boyle

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

~ Megan Boyle

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

~ Megan Boyle