Megan Boyle Quotes

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

~ Megan Boyle

most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love

~ Megan Boyle

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

~ Megan Boyle

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

~ Megan Boyle

i wish cats could float around your head

~ Megan Boyle

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

~ Megan Boyle

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

~ Megan Boyle

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

~ Megan Boyle