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“ Are you wearing space pants? Miranda asked him.What?How did it end? oh, right. Because your butt is fine.He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. I think- he started, then stopped and seemed to be having trouble talking. Cleared his throat three times before saying, I think the line is 'because your butt is out of this world.Oh. That makes a lot more sense. I can see that. See, I read this book about how to get guys to like you and they said it was a line that never failed but i got interrupted in the middle and the line before it was about china-not the country, the kind you eat off of-and that is where the fine part was but i must have gotten them confused. He just kept staring at her. ”

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Thinking, not for the first time, that life should come with a trapdoor. Just a little exit hatch you could disappear through when you´d utterly and completely mortified yourself. Or when you had spontaneous zit eruptions.“Good book?” he asked, taking it from her and reading the subtitle, “A Guide for Good Girls Who (Sometimes) Want to Be Bad,” out loud.But life did not come with a trapdoor.

~ Michele Jaffe

That kiss you gave me was the hottest kiss i've ever had. I pulled away because i was afraid i wouldn't be able to stop myself from ripping off your clothes. And that didn't seem like the right way to end a first date. I didn't want you to think that was all i was interested in.She stared at him. There was silence again, but this time she didn't worry about how long it went on.Why didn't you tell me? She said finally.I tried to, but every time i saw you afterward you disappeared. I got the feeling you were avoiding me.i didn't want things to be awkward.Yeah, there was nothing awkward about you hiding behind a plant when i came into the dining hall at lunch on wednesday.I wasn't hiding. I was, um, breathing. You know, oxygen. From the plant. Very oxygenated, that air is.Of course. I should have thought of that.It's a healthy thing. Not many people know about it.

~ Michele Jaffe

Are we running away from home?” I asked, giving voice to the question that had been on my mind for two days, ever since the lady at the Wok On restaurant asked where we were from and my mother

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Say 'Not Yet.' It's best to leave your options open.

~ Michele Jaffe