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“ Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply ”

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If you spend all your time thinking about how someone is going to one-up you, you can't put your best foot forward.

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Miranda Kenneally Intimidation Life Lessons Motivation

Why were you watching me change? I explain. Uh, 'cause I'm a guy? He flips the pillow and slaps it, fluffing it. Then he rolls over and closes his eyes again.

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Miranda Kenneally Funny

Henry was right—I let everyone else's feelings affect my decisions. Screw that. I'm taking the ball and running with it. Maybe they're not my top choices, but they're choices that are good for me, choices I can live with. Some things I can't control; but some things I can. And I'm going to.

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Miranda Kenneally Choices Self Improvement

Life's too short not to forgive.

~ Miranda Kenneally

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