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“ I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. ”

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

~ Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

~ Mitch Hedberg

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

~ Mitch Hedberg

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

~ Mitch Hedberg

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