Quentin Crisp said this quote

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.

~ Quentin Crisp

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.

~ Quentin Crisp

I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

~ Quentin Crisp

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

~ Quentin Crisp