Saki said this quote

I think she might at least have waited till the funeral was over,' said Amanda in a scandalized voice.'It's her own funeral, you know,' said Sir Lulworth; 'it's a nice point in etiquette how far one ought to show respect to one's own mortal remains.' (Laura)

~ Saki

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

~ Saki

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

~ Saki

Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

~ Saki